when you're thinking of an all around great entertainer you're thinking of tiny tim --- eau claire is probably the most underappreciated of all wisconsin's towns --- what does ronald reagan do with his time? --- if you're serving creamed corn, count me in, gang --- don't you hate those phone numbers that make you convert the letters into numbers? --- water doesn't seem like it should be heavier than ice --- if general patton were a pac 10 football coach, he'd probably win the division --- yeah, but how many days until christmas next year? - -- jazz is to today's music what a water buffalo is to a late model chrysler --- this haiti thing has got me wondering --- whatever happened to the good games like pinochle? --- has anyone ever seen vern or is he just someone ernest makes up? --- if you're serving creamed corn, count me in, gang --- whatever happened to lamont from 'sanford & son'? --- that little rca puppy makes me want to buy a new bigscreen tv --- does anyone frenchkiss anymore or is just me? --- who was meatloaf the first time around? --- if the mighty ducks weren't a real team's name you'd have to make it up --- what's the deal with larry king's newspaper column?

K&B'S PHOTO ROUNDUP!

Jimmy the Sports Guy, Bean, Calvert DeForest of "The Late Show With David Letterman," Kevin (kissing DeForest) and morning show producer Frank Murphy.

Kevin & Bean hang out with Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins at the MTV Video Music Awards in New York.

K&B stand around with talk show host Jon Stewart at some radio studio in New York City.

Kevin & Bean relax on the beach with two big Mcs -- Ed McMahon and 1994 Playboy Playmate of the year Jenny McCarthy.

Kevin & Bean kiss up to Saturday Night Live's Adam Sandler.

Talk show host Jon Stewart describes his dream about being Kevin & Bean's pet monkey.

Kevin & Bean with either '80s pop icons Air Supply or Mark & Brian, we're not sure which.

Supermodel Vendela and two unidentified passersby.

Instead of getting fired for making mistakes, Lightning gladly submits to a good whipping from a dominatrix who likes her men in dog collars.