KROQ is 106.7 FM, numbers that do not appear together in O.J.'s "I Want to Tell You."

Over the years, KROQ has not only earned a reputation for discovering hot new bands, but was a Nobel Prize finalist for brokering peace in war-torn Luxembourg.

KROQ is a radio station in Los Angeles, a city recently named "Most Likely to Fulfill Biblical Prophecy."

KROQ is the only station in Los Angeles that refuses to play "soft hits of the 80s and 90s," sponsor line-dancing contests, or hire charming "husband and wife" teams for morning drive-time.

KROQ is the only station in America that never stopped believing in Jeff Gillooly's innocence, even after he changed his name to "Jeff Stone."

KROQ is the only radio station in the world that offers "Double Coupon" day.

KROQ has won coveted "Radon-free" certification three years straight.

KROQ does not accept advertising from hated North Korean outlaw regime.

KROQ will not rest until "Mac Tonight" is restored as official McDonald's spokesman.

During past-life regression therapy, KROQ discovered that it was in fact the original "Speedy Alka-Seltzer" jingle.

For every listener who requests a song, KROQ pledges one dollar to "Up With People."

The call letters of KROQ, if re-arranged, form a mystic incantation capable of destroying all life on the planet as we know it.

KROQ was recently romantically linked with Sally Struthers.

Why should I listen to KROQ?

10. If it's good enough for the Pope, it's good enough for you.
9. Millions will die if you don't.
8. "Great Moments With Mr. Lincoln" broadcast nightly.
7. Free preview of eternal damnation.
6. Kevin & Bean.
5. Nobody is wearing underwear.
4. It's the only way to end this senseless war in Vietnam.
3. William F. Buckley just might put in a surprise appearance.
2. Last bastion of sanity in world gone mad.
1. Rick Dees doesn't want you to.

When's a good time to listen to KROQ?