Welcome to KROQ on the World Wide Web. Can you believe they let us onto the Internet? Read this quickly before we get pulled over by the Information Superhighway Patrol.

Riddle me this, Caped Crusader -- Just what is KROQ? Throughout written history, humanity's greatest minds have struggled to answer this question. Now you get the naked truth -- and the Vinyl Renewer spray...all for a low, low price! Click here for an opening shot of KROQ THERAPY -- if you dare.

In the following pages, you'll meet the KROQ INMATES...compare notes with our list of 106.7 SONGS WE LIKED IN 1994...slake your animal thirst on LOVELINE...meet KEVIN & BEAN, the only men in America to share a beach towel with Ed McMahon and Playboy Playmate of the Year Jenny McCarthy...win some FREE CRAP...slip us an e-mail at BITCH, MOAN, WHINE -- then check out our WEBSITES guaranteed (well, not really guaranteed) sanitized for your protection!

Before long, the World Famous KROQ will provide a full-time service on DELPHI. Will it be good? Did Mikey really die from eating pop rocks and Coke? What's the frequency, Kenneth? Stop asking so many questions!

For now, dear web-slinger, consider this Internet sampler your first free injection of a deadly and highly intoxicating substance... feel the giddy head-rush, the electric high of the World Famous KROQ.

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